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FATHER:  Cut that out, cut that out.  Look, you're marryin' Princess
    Looky, so you'd better get used to the idea. [smack]  Guards!  Make sure
    the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.
GUARD #1:  Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
GUARD #2:  Hic!
FATHER:  No, no.  Until I come and get 'im.
GUARD #1:  Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
FATHER:  No, no, no.  You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't
    leave.
GUARD #1:  And you'll come and get him.
GUARD #2:  Hic!
FATHER:  Right.
GUARD #1:  We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him
    entering the room.
FATHER:  No, no.  Leaving the room.
GUARD #1:  Leaving the room, yes.
FATHER:  All right?
GUARD #1:  Right.  Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...
FATHER:  Yes, what is it?
GUARD #1:  Oh, if-if, oh--
FATHER:  Look, it's quite simple.
GUARD #1:  Uh...
FATHER:  You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room.
    All right?  
GUARD #2:  Hic!
FATHER:  Right.
GUARD #1:  Oh, I remember.  Uh, can he leave the room with us?
FATHER:  N- No no no.  You just keep him in here, and make sure--
GUARD #1:  Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously.  But if he had
    to leave and we were--
FATHER:  No, no, just keep him in here--
GUARD #1:  Until you, or anyone else,--
FATHER:  No, not anyone else, just me--
GUARD #1:  Just you.
GUARD #2:  Hic!
FATHER:  Get back.
GUARD #1:  Get back.
FATHER:  Right?
GUARD #1:  Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
FATHER:  And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:  What?
FATHER:  Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:  The Prince?
FATHER:  Yes, make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:  Oh, yes, of course.  I thought you meant him.  Y'know, it
    seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
FATHER:  Is that clear?
GUARD #2:  Hic!
GUARD #1:  Oh, quite clear, no problems.
FATHER:  Right.
    [starts to leave]
    Where are you going?
GUARD #1:  We're coming with you.
FATHER:  No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:  Oh, I see.  Right.
HERBERT:  But, Father!
FATHER:  Shut your noise, you!  And get that suit on!  And no singing!
GUARD #2:  Hic!
FATHER:  Oh, go get a glass of water.  

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