A good-looking gal walks into the local tavern, The Cock and Bull, and
 sees a good-looking cowboy sitting down with his exceptionally large
 boots propped up on the table. "Is it true what they say about men who
 have big feet?" she asks. "Sure is," the guy replies. "Why don't you come
 back to my place and see for yourself."
 "What the hell," our gal says.

 They spend the night at his place and the next morning the gal hands the
 cowboy a $100 bill. "I'm flattered," the cowboy says. "I've never been
 paid for my services before."
 "Don't be," she says. "Use the money to buy a pair of boots that fit!"

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