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Welcome to my daily joke mailing lists (all free by E-mail)!

All three are maintained on this page, and usually only have one joke a day. Each joke has been selected by me - most are not original. They are:

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

The Limerick List

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Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

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The customer calls the waiter over and says, "Didn't I say 'well done' ?"

The waiter replies, "Oh thank you sir; I very seldom get a compliment."

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This list is rated "PG-13", as it may contain innuendos, but avoids cursing, outright sexuality, and ethnic slurs.

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The Dirty Joke List

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A cocktail party is an affair where a mans gets stiff, a woman gets tight, and they return home to find that neither is either..

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This list can - and will - have something offensive, sexual, or dirty on it.
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The Limerick List

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There was a young woman named Melanie,
Who was asked by a man, "Do you sell any?"
She replied, "No, siree,
I give it for free...
To sell it, dear sir, is a felony."

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We're devoted to limericks and other naughty poetry. Some may be "clean" - but most will be "naughty". This list can - and will - have something offensive, sexual, or dirty on it.
Parents of children under the age of 18: Check your kids e-mail (you can set your mail reader to "leave messages on the server" so they won't know). Seriously. I do with my kids.

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