An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how
to charge a customer.

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they
cost, you say '$75.'

If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses
will be $50.'

If his eyes still don't flutter, you add 'Each.'"

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